Overview
In the not-at-all-obviously-fictional town of Mystic Falls, vampires are everywhere. Like, seriously, at this point these guys are making up 30% of the general population. We have another 10% of werewolves and an extra 20% of hybrids (that's vampire-werewolf mixtures. How does that work, you ask? Well, when a mummy vampire and a daddy werewolf love each other very much... no, I'm just kidding. These guys were created with mysterious blood-drinking rituals. Did you expect anything else?) Oh and don't forget the 25% witches. So... are there actually any humans left around here? Well yeah, a couple. They're boring and we tend to forget about them. Meanwhile, Elena Gilbert is a doppelganger, so some random vampire brothers are in love with her because she looks like their dead (vampire) girlfriend. They pretend that they like her for her mind, but we all know the truth. Lovetrianglesareboringletusmoveon. Caroline Forbes is awesome, and most of the other characters are unimportant or really really annoying. ...Oh I'm sorry, was my favouritism too obvious for a minute there? Heh. Whoops.
Stuff
I was never really a huge fan of vampires. Actually, that's a lie. I was a huge fan of vampires, but then Twilight killed them for me. UGH. So now I try to avoid them in case people peg me for one of those girls. Don't take offence. But this show does vamps in a reasonable way - they're violent and they kill people, they burn in the sun (as opposed to sparkling) and they can't reproduce. Thank god. Unfortunately this show has a really annoying habit of killing off my least favourite characters, making me cheer with joy, and then awkwardly bringing them back to life again for no reason at all other than to screw with me. Ugh.
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Next Episode: I'll Remember - 2nd of October 2014
Today's Header
Taken from episode 5x01, I Know What You Did Last Summer. Caroline's crying face was intensely distressing. You know how some people (okay most people), you just can't watch them cry? Because it sucks and you feel an overwhelming need to hug them? Yeah.
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Episodes
Season 1
1. Pilot - Recap, Review 2. The Night Of The Comet - Recap, Review 3. Friday Night Bites - Recap, Review 4. Family Ties - Recap, Review 5. You're Undead To Me - Recap, Review 6. Lost Girls - Recap, Review 7. Haunted - Recap, Review 8. 162 Candles - Recap, Review 9. History Repeating - Recap, Review 10. The Turning Point - Recap, Review 11. Bloodlines - Recap, Review 12. Unpleasantville - Recap, Review 13. Children Of The Damned - Recap, Review 14. Fool Me Once - Recap, Review 15. A Few Good Men - Recap, Review 16. There Goes The Neighbourhood - Recap, Review 17. Let The Right One In - Recap, Review 18. Under Control - Recap, Review 19. Miss Mystic Falls - Recap, Review 20. Blood Brothers - Recap, Review 21. Isobel - Recap, Review 22. Founder's Day - Recap, Review |
Season 2
1. The Return - Recap, Review 2. Brave New World - Recap, Review 3. Bad Moon Rising - Recap, Review 4. Memory Lane - Recap, Review 5. Kill Or Be Killed - Recap, Review 6. Plan B - Recap, Review 7. Masquerade - Recap, Review 8. Rose - Recap, Review 9. Katerina - Recap, Review 10. The Sacrifice - Recap, Review 11. By The Light Of The Moon - Recap, Review 12. The Descent - Recap, Review 13. Daddy Issues - Recap, Review 14. Crying Wolf - Recap, Review 15. The Dinner Party - Recap, Review 16. The House Guest - Recap, Review 17. Know Thy Enemy - Recap, Review 18. The Last Dance - Recap, Review 19. Klaus - Recap, Review 20. The Last Day - Recap, Review 21. The Sun Also Rises - Recap, Review 22. As I Lay Dying - Recap, Review |
Season 3
1. The Birthday - Recap, Review 2. The Hybrid - Recap, Review 3. The End Of The Affair - Recap, Review 4. Disturbing Behaviour - Recap, Review 5. The Reckoning - Recap, Review 6. Smells Like Teen Spirit - Recap, Review 7. Ghost World - Recap, Review 8. Ordinary People - Recap, Review 9. Homecoming - Recap, Review 10. The New Deal - Recap, Review 11. Our Town - Recap, Review 12. The Ties That Bind - Recap, Review 13. Bringing Out The Dead - Recap, Review 14. Dangerous Liaisons - Recap, Review 15. All My Children - Recap, Review 16. 1912 - Recap, Review 17. Break On Through - Recap, Review 18. The Murder Of One - Recap, Review 19. Heart Of Darkness - Recap, Review 20. Do Not Go Gentle - Recap, Review 21. Before Sunset - Recap, Review 22. The Departed - Recap, Review |
Season 4
1. Growing Pains - Recap, Review 2. Memorial - Recap, Review 3. The Rager - Recap, Review 4. The Five - Recap, Review 5. The Killer - Recap, Review 6. We All Go A Little Mad Sometimes - Recap, Review 7. My Brother's Keeper - Recap, Review 8. We'll Always Have Bourbon Street - Recap, Review 9. O Come, All Ye Faithful - Recap, Review 10. After School Special - Recap, Review 11. Catch Me If You Can - Recap, Review 12. A View To A Kill - Recap, Review 13. Into The Wild - Recap, Review 14. Down The Rabbit Hole - Recap, Review 15. Stand By Me - Recap, Review 16. Bring It On - Recap, Review 17. Because The Night - Recap, Review 18. American Gothic - Recap, Review 19. Pictures Of You - Recap, Review 20. The Originals - Recap, Review 21. She's Come Undone - Recap, Review 22. The Walking Dead - Recap, Review 23. Graduation - Recap, Review |
Season 5
1. I Know What You Did Last Summer - Recap, Review 2. True Lies - Recap, Review 3. Original Sin - Recap, Review 4. For Whom The Bell Tolls - Recap, Review 5. Monster's Ball - Recap, Review 6. Handle With Care - Recap, Review 7. Death And The Maiden - Recap, Review 8. Dead Man On Campus - Recap, Review 9. The Cell - Recap, Review 10. Fifty Shades Of Grayson - Recap, Review 11. 500 Years Of Solitude - Recap, Review 12. The Devil Inside - Recap, Review 13. Total Eclipse Of The Heart - Recap, Review 14. No Exit - Recap, Review 15. Gone Girl - Recap, Review 16. While You Were Sleeping - Recap, Review 17. Rescue Me - Recap, Review 18. Resident Evil - Recap, Review 19. Man On Fire - Recap, Review 20. What Lies Beneath - Recap, Review 21. Promised Land - Recap, Review 22. Home - Recap, Review |
Season 6
Coming Soon... |